Colbert Report (camera phones suck)

I went to the Colbert Report taping today. The taping was pretty radical and stuff. The red card means I'm a VIP. Eat your dick off, Bobby Hundreds.

This is some room in the back. Pretty bitchin eagle

This is Jesse. He interns at Colbert Report and got me in.

This is Stephen Colbert's desk. It's C-shaped.

This is a huge douche at Stephen Colbert's desk. I want to punch my head off.